They could turn out just like me!  As a Throwback tribute, here is quite possibly the worst picture I own.  No explanation I could give would make sense here.  The hair, the clothes, the writing on the jeans?  If there was ever a legitimate use of the anagram WTF, this is it.

Once you have finished laughing, see if you can identify the various bands that would have been in my Walkman as I roamed the campus of ISU during this time.  I have them clearly displayed in all their glory…just in case an casual observer wasn't too sure if I was a tortured soul.  This is kinda like 'Sid and Nancy Meet Abercrombie'.  I'm a Sydneyzombie!

Prefers not to admit to ever knowing me/townsquaremedia