Dwyer & Michaels

What better way to spend your first Valentine's Day alone than by ordering a pizza and watching a cockroach get eaten by something?

I feel like it was his book somehow.

The internet breeds an oddly specific stupidity.

Well, I guess square pizza is cool.

This is possibly the kindest contest of 2021 so far.

Want to elimate the worst part of snow and ice removal? THIS IS IT!!!

These are the stamps you're looking for.

This thing is pretty badass, and it sells snacks.

The vehicle appeared unoccupied at the time it was extracted.

Those who want respect, give respect.