If my mom surprised me with Chick-fil-A, I'd be ecstatic, so I'm baffled by this idiot.

30-year-old Derek Foreman lives with his 55-year-old mom in a trailer park in Largo, Florida. She came home on Thursday with some Chick-fil-A she'd bought them for dinner.

Apparently Derek didn't want the Chick-fil-A, like, it made him furious. He wound up head-butting his mom in the face for bringing it home. She got a split lip and called the cops.

Derek was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery. After his hearing, Foreman was released from and directed to have no contact with his mother. He also has to wear a device that monitors his alcohol intake.

Pinellas County Jail

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