Well, at least the other criminals working with this guy know he wasn't dipping into their product, "Scarface" style.

36-year-old Andres Aries just pleaded guilty to running a Rogaine theft ring in Ohio. I know for sure he wasn't skimming any of the supply off the top, because Andres is totally bald.

Apparently from last December through this February, he and several other people would steal Rogaine from CVS and Walgreens, then ship it to New Jersey where other people would fence it for cash.

They got busted in July. Andres was charged with money laundering, theft, and engaging in corrupt activity, but he took a plea deal to get those first two charges dropped.

He was just sentenced to two years in prison and he has to pay $22,000 in restitution.

Warren County Sheriff's Office

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