Every man's worst nightmare... Taking a direct hit to the groin.

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The Pain

When a man gets hit in the genitals, there's this extremely sharp pain that lingers and incapacitates his whole body for a period of time.

It's almost similar to someone pressing on a bruise in a sensitive area for a while.

The Destruction

Here lies a list of some of the finest groin destruction achieved in America in the year 2022.

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Reading through these descriptions, we feel that some men are clearly being honest about what happened while others are making up the greatest lies ever.

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Warning, reading these descriptions maybe give you a sense of pain and/or PTSD if you've ever taken a blow to the genitals... In a bad way.

All descriptions are taken verbatim from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits.

Enjoy reading...

The Funniest And Most Painful Ways Men Injured Their Junk in 2022

The Consumer Product Safety Commission keeps a running tally of E.R. visits in the U.S., with short descriptions of how each person got hurt.
Someone went through E.R. records to find the funniest ways men injured their JUNK in 2022.  

This Twitter Account Is Renaming Everyday Objects And They’re Hilarious

We found this hilarious Twitter account called @TheCorrectNames. The account took photos of objects and animals and gave them the "correct name." We couldn't help but laugh when reading through these.

We wanted to share these funny new names with you, so here are 50 things that have been given the "correct names."

(WARNING) Some may be inappropriate.

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