Florida Burglar Steals Entire Vending Machine
At this point, I don't think I have to tell you this story is from Florida. We can all just assume that if somebody tried stealing a snack machine, it was in Florida.
Police in Miami are searching for a man caught on surveillance video trying to steal a vending machine. The wannabe burglar is seen scooting the giant snack dispenser into the elevator.
From there he takes it up to the eighth floor and pushes it out of the elevator. After putting in all that work, the unidentified man tried to get money out of the machine and then fled the scene.
While he made a clean getaway, the left empty handed. No money or snacks were taken from the vending machine.