DUI Suspect Can’t Keep Tongue in Her Mouth for Mugshot

55-year-old Linda MacDonald of Shelburne, Massachusetts was driving Monday night with three factors working against her.

1. She was drunk.
2. She was talking on the phone getting directions.
3. She was writing the directions down on a legal pad.

Naturally, she swerved off the road and crashed into a fence. That happens when you're writing while drunk driving. The good news is she wasn't hurt and didn't hurt anyone else but she was arrested for a DUI.