Drunk Man Tells Cops He’s “Kris Kringle”

32-year-old Casey Arundel was escorted from a bar in Florida for “starting a fight with security personnel and other patrons.” After police found him, he “continued his aggressive and belligerent behavior,” which triggered his arrest.

After being detained, Arundel “provided his name as Kris Kringle with a date of birth of 11/7/1935,” according to a criminal complaint. “The defendant denied having any photo identification on his person to confirm,” cops added.

Arundel’s true identity was later determined when investigators found his driver’s license “on his person.”

The Smoking Gun