Desperate Man Has Sex With a Parking Lot
This video shows a guy lying face down in a parking lot outside of an office, he appears to be getting it on with the asphalt.
He might be using a sex toy, and due to the angle you just can't see it. As if it's not weird enough, there's also another guy with him who's just watching.
WARNING NSFW: It's blurred out, but that guy has his pants around his ankles.