Woman Threatens Boyfriend with Knife, Bites Penis “Out of Frustration”

It's not often we hear about Florida Woman, Florida Man's counterpart.

Esperanza Gomez, was drinking beers with her boyfriend, when a female friend of his joined the couple around midnight. After the friend left around 3am, Gomez accused her boyfriend of wanting to bed the friend.

Esperanza started by screaming at him, escalating to grabbing his arms, and even poking him with a knife.

She then "Bit his penis out of frustration," the boyfriend told police.

Esperanza was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, her bond set at $6,500.