If the police in Utah are looking to arrest a Ninja Turtle, might I suggest checking for them in a lair in the sewers? Possibly eating pizza and taking martial arts instruction from an elderly rat? You're welcome, cops.

A woman walked into a Super 8 Motel in Midvale, Utah a few nights ago dressed as a Ninja Turtle and robbed the place.

Well, not really, that's just what the lame local news is saying about her. Although the cops might have started it.

The cops say the woman was in her early- to mid-20s, dressed in all green, wearing a green hoodie, with her face painted green, and a black mask covering her eyes. She pulled out a pocket knife and demanded some money from the clerk.

The clerk gave her some cash, she took off, and the police are trying to track her down.