This woman's either lying, or has a very misguided idea of how the male anatomy works.

44-year-old Anastacia Tasch was at her home near Tampa on Monday around 5:30 in the morning. And her husband was asleep on the couch.

It's not clear if she'd just woken up, or had been up all night. But she walked over to him while he was still sleeping... grabbed his most sensitive of areas... and SQUEEZED THEM as hard as she could.

She claims she was trying to "arouse" him, and that she just wanted to get-it-on. But he was in so much pain, he called 911.

He told police he crumpled to the ground when it happened, and was having trouble walking.

We haven't seen any updates on his condition yet, but Anastacia's facing charges for domestic battery.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.

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