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According to police in New Palestine, Indiana, a homeowner was outside their home when they discovered a pile of human turd next to his air conditioning unit.

At a Buffalo Wild Wings in Lawrence, Indiana, a man attempted to trade drugs for fried pickles .

A 20-year-old woman in Indiana stole a Kia from a car dealership, so that she could drive to a job interview to be an exotic dancer. When police caught up with her, she "acted like this whole thing was a joke" and "didn't understand what she was going to be arrested for."

A monkey named Momo, who escaped from his home in the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, had a sighting before his eventual capture, with the report that he was sitting and drinking a beer.

An Indiana teacher was arrested this week as police say she brought paraphernalia to a "Family Fun Night" event at a school.