New Dog Collar Translates Your Dogs Barks Into Curse Words

Remember in "Up," when Doug (the dog) showed up and had a collar that translated his thoughts into English?

Technology has reached the point of being able to translate the words your dog is trying to convey to you, but there's one problem.

The only thing it can actually translate are the curse words.

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Yes, this is a real product.

It's created by a company called MSCHF, and the product took off so fast that they're already sold out.

The collar costs $60, and the company said the reason is for the dog to have a chance to vent for all the times you fed them late, didn't come home until later than normal, and didn't listen to them when they said they needed to go out.