44-year-old Christian Radecki of Cape Coral, Florida is either insane or one day we'll have to thank him for saving mankind.

This whole incident happened a few months ago, but the police report is out now. Back in April, Christian drove his car up to a police sergeant's house. He left his stereo blasting as he climbed onto the roof of the cop car in the driveway, and started dancing.

As he started dancing to "You're the One That I Want" from "Grease", other cops had arrived and arrested him. He told them he was on a quest to find the Sheriff of Nottingham, because a woman with fangs was threatening him, and vampires were about to make a human sacrifice. He was arrested for misdemeanor disturbing the peace and property damage.

(Lee County Sheriff's Office)