If you've got a bunch of adult toys and they keep mysteriously disappearing, there are only two reasons. One, a strange pervert keeps robbing you. Or two better get an X-ray to make sure they're not, um, lost inside you.

There's a 25-year-old guy named Brody Fuchs from Tyndall, South Dakota. And he was arrested last month for stealing more than $500 worth of adult toys from a couple's house, over the course of several years.

Apparently, this couple's toys kept vanishing, and they just kept on replacing them.

They finally installed some security cameras last month, and caught Brody in the act.

It's not clear if the couple knew him or not.

Anyway, he was charged with felony burglary and possession of stolen property.

Read more at Argus Leader.