Robert Wright did an interview with the local news in Fresno, California early yesterday morning, after his neighbor's apartment caught fire around 3:00 A.M. He really played it up for the camera by holding up a rack of ribs the whole time.

He said he was cooking them on the barbecue when it happened, which is pretty weird at 3:00 A.M., but okay. He also claimed he carried people out of the building, which may or may not be true. The best part was when he said he made sure the ribs were okay, and then got his family out.