I wish I cared about anything in life as much as this guy cares about seeing naked breasts.

There's a 51-year-old homeless guy in Pontiac, Michigan named Bryan Kryscio, and on Sunday he really wanted to go to a strip club in Detroit called the Booby Trap. But he couldn't find a bus or any other public transportation to get him there.

So... he stole an ambulance. Bryan saw the ambulance idling outside of a hospital, hopped in, and drove off.

When the EMTs realized their ambulance was gone, they had the cops trace it and Bryan was quickly pulled over and arrested. Also, it turns out the Booby Trap shut down a few years ago.

(Oakland County Sheriff's Office)