A Florida woman is facing charges. (And you know it's for something crazy)

According to The Smoking Gun, the 57-year-old woman got angry over her neighbor's chicken leaving feces on her patio, and her reaction was... well... insane.

Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
Pinellas County Sheriff's Office

If your neighbor's chicken pooped on your porch, what would you do?

A.) Ask your neighbor to contain their chicken and clean up the poop.


B.)Throw a bucket of urine at your neighbor.

If you are from Florida, you probably chose option 2.

The Florida woman identified as Christine Terman did just that on Sunday, May 8th.

Christine Terman was upset with her neighbor, Lawrence Stenzel because his chicken had been pooping on her property. This occurrence angered Terman, so she did what any Florida resident would do... Something crazy.

Getty Images/iStockphoto
Getty Images/iStockphoto

She grabbed a bucket of pee from her bathroom, walked onto the back patio, and threw the urine-filled bucket at Stenzel.

The woman's aim was exceptional because she hit her neighbor right in the face with the bucket. He was covered with pee.

Police said, "the victim was wet when we arrived and smelled of urine."

It's interesting that she just had a bucket of pee at the ready. There is no word on why that is. We suspect either her plumbing was not working or she's just crazy. You decide.

Empty buckets of water that do not contain water over worn and dirty ceramics
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Terman confessed to battering the victim after being read her rights, cops say. She was booked into the Pinellas County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of battery. She's since been released from jail after posting a $500 bond.

Her boyfriend, 59-year-old Kevin Avery, was also arrested for allegedly threatening Stenzel while authorities were present.

Read More Here: The Smoking Gun

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