Can't a guy walk around anymore without having women sexually harass him everywhere he goes?

The police in Washington D.C. are asking for people to help them identify two women who were all over a random dude last month.

It happened at a Shell gas station around 4:00 P.M. on Wednesday, October 7th. Even though it was the middle of the afternoon on a weekday, two women at the gas station were wearing dresses and heels like it was a Saturday night. They look like they're in their 20s, maybe early 30s.

A guy walked in, and the women instantly fell in love. His face is blurred in the video, but he looks like he's in pretty good shape. One of the women started twerking into him, and the other one kept trying to grab his junk and kiss him.

The cops say they're both wanted for third-degree sexual abuse, and they released the surveillance video to get help identifying them.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.