Church Organist Busted with His Organ in Glory Hole
This guy is going to spend the rest of his life hearing organ puns. And man, does he deserve it.
75-year-old Jerry Childress is an organist at a church in Brooksville, Florida. He was arrested a few weeks ago when he stuck his organ through a glory hole in a public bathroom.
Apparently he thought the dude in the next stall over was down for that. The guy was definitely not and called the cops. Jerry was charged with indecent exposure.
For ten years Childress was the organist for Faith Evangelical Presbyterian Church where he "lead worship on Sunday morning" and his "prelude pieces... mark the service with dignity and splendor as the gathering worshipers prepare their hearts for corporate praise." His name and bio have since been removed from the church's website.
Read more at The Smoking Gun.