Burping, Topless Woman Tells a Cop He’s the “Sexiest Thing” She’s Ever Seen

There's just sexiness oozing out of every corner of this story. 30-year-old Jamie Schmude from Stuart, Florida crashed her car a few weeks ago. When a cop got there, she was topless.

Jamie's jeans were unbuttoned and around her thighs and to top it off, she smelled like booze. The officer then took her to the hospital, where she fell asleep.

Then she woke up, burped loudly, and told the cop, "You are the sexiest thing I've ever seen." Then she started biting her lip, moaning, and making sexual hand gestures at the cop.

She wound up getting charged with DUI.

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