Bruce Willis Throws Horrible First Pitch, Gets Booed

I don't know what's worse, that Bruce Willis can't throw a first pitch, or the Return of Bruno album he put out in 1987.

The 64-year-old threw out the ceremonial first pitch at last night's Phillies game and was booed after the throw dropped into the grass about 10 feet shy of the plate.

Luckily there wasn't a huge crowd to see it. I've seen more people at a White Sox game in October.

Anyway, here's the pitch.

What's even more surprising is that Michaels HATES Bruce Willis. He claims it's because he was mean to a listener of ours, but what that really means is that Michaels is a Communist. I mean, who doesn't love John McClane?