What Do You Get When You Cross a Redneck with a Showgirl?

You get Nascar in Vegas, baby!!

I've never been to Vegas before, but even if I had...I couldn't tell you anything about it due to the gentleman's handshake-style agreement to not "spill the beans"...which, I think I can divulge, is item number 5 on the menu at the massage parlor/Mexican cantina I may or may not have gone to.

This is just a disgusting way to remind you to get signed up for the Dwyer & Michaels Vegas Vacation. They'll fly you out there, put you up in a hotel and give you tickets for a Nascar race.  Pretty sweet.  Plus, with all the money you'll be saving on travel expenses, you can...eh...peruse the local flavors.