Survey: Dog Owners Would Rather Kiss Their Dog Than Partner

You know your dog licks everything, right? Rotten food he finds in bushes. Dirty sidewalks. His own rectum. Just making sure.

According to a new survey, 61% of dog owners don't care about any of that, and say they kiss their dog on the mouth.

And 52% say they kiss their dog more often than they kiss their significant other.

Although there's no word on how often they go in for a kiss and have their significant other turn their head away in disgust and go, "Eww, brush your teeth first, I SAW you making out with the dog."

The survey also found the majority of people would rather share their bed with their dog than their partner.