I think all the world's sport trophy's should follow in the footsteps of Bar Brutus in Montreal.

They have fashioned together a Stanley Cup from bacon. What more needs to be said? These Canadiens are clearly descendants of the great, history-making visionaries that brought us Rush and Wayne Gretzky, not the ones who scourged us with Triumph and the small penny nobody wants.

Fry on, my fine Northern friends!

Bring me the Lombardi trophy made of swine!

The World Series Crown of mini-sausages on a stick!

And finally, The Sprint Cup winner takes a bite out of the pork butt!

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