Smell Like a Hard Working Man With This New Cologne: No Sweat Required

If you've been accused of having a Dad bod and didn't take offense to it, we've got a special cologne for you.

It's the perfect scent to wear on those nights out to the tavern with the little lady to shoot some pool. Perhaps you're taking her to the track and want to remind her who she's coming home with tonight.

New WD-40 Scented Cologne

MS-CHF has bottled the scent of WD-40 so you can smell like a hard-working man...whether you are or not.

The scent of WD-40 has always been associated with masculine or rugged qualities, which drive the ladies wild.  It's the practical, handy, accessory that is a staple in every man's garage but is so versatile that it can protect against rust and corrosion, loosens plumbing joints, and unsticks rusted bolts.

And don't forget.... its main job is "LUBRICATION".  (get it?  As in...for the ladies?  yeah, you get it.)

Why Can't I Just Use WD-40?

Well, I suppose you could just spray it on your clothes but be careful.  Contact with your skin could cause "moderate skin irritation with short-term exposure with redness, itching, and burning of the skin" So maybe it would make sense to get yourself some WD-40 cologne.  Seems a lot safer.

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Scents That Make You Seem Like a Hard Worker

But what if I don't want to smell like WD-40? Well, that's crazy.  But maybe there are some other options for you.

Cigars: Remy Latour Cigar Blue Label will make you smell like an oil tycoon that just made a million bucks off of some dumb redneck who sold his land for pennies on the dollar.

Whiskey: Bath and Body Works Whiskey Reserve will make you smell like poker night with the boys.  Don't forget to hide all your wins and losses from your family.

Bacon: Eclectic Lady Maple Glazed Bacon Perfume Oil may get you mauled by people of every sexual persuasion.  Use with caution.

Wood: Every Man Jack Mens Cedarwood Cologne will make you smell like those guys on that PBS show you find yourself watching on Sundays after football is over.