Florida Man Defiles Laundromat, Uses Defecate as Detergent

Considering that every single thing in a laundromat exists to make stuff clean, you've got to work hard to make the place filthy. Which this guy accomplished in disgusting fashion.

57-year-old Michael Shannon went into a laundromat in St. Petersburg, Florida on Saturday morning. He then proceeded to poop on the floor. That alone would be disgusting, but it gets much worse.

Michael scooped up what he'd just created, and put it into the soap compartment on one of the washing machines. I guess he wanted to use it as detergent. Ew.

Anyway, someone in the laundromat surprisingly called the cops. Michael was arrested for criminal mischief and damage to the washing machine is estimated at $475.

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