Buy Your Midwesterner a Hidden Valley Ranch Stocking
The marketing team over at Hidden Valley once again proves they know their Midwest audience better than any other nationwide company. They've released the ultimate Christmas Stocking Stuffer. In fact, you won't even have to stuff any stockings, they've done that for you.
With a spout on top and all, the pre-filled stocking is perfect for your friend. I mean it's the ultimate supply for dipping your chicken nuggets, wings, carrots, celery, peppers, tomatoes, french fries, pizza, potatoes, and pretty much any other food that is known to man kind.