‘Vagina Beer’ Is Here to Quench All Your Carnal Desires
The worst alcoholic innovation since Zima has arrived.
A Polish company is selling beer made from the "lactic acid bacteria" from the vagina of a Czech model named Alexandra Brendlova. Or, as the beer, called the Order of Yoni, so eloquently puts it, "Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman."
Mmmm, doesn't that sound delicious? Who wouldn't want to knock back a few brewskis infused with bacteria from the vagina of a woman you don't know?
Even though it sounds more like something from the Illuminati than a refreshing beverage, the Order of Yoni (that's sanscrit for "vagina"), the beer has a crowdfunding page to help raise about $170,000.
The company also says each bottle will come with Brendlova's name and "the date of the collection of her vaginal swab," because if there's anything else that makes somebody want a beer it's the image of a DNA sample. Even though Brendlova's vagina is the key ingredient, the beer will not taste or smell like it, which is a ridiculous thing to have to assure your client base.
You may want to get a hold of some Order of Yoni because it doesn't sound like it's going to give Budweiser a run for its money anytime soon -- to date, it's only raised $12.46.