Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
McDonald’s Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window to Help Herself
Go ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Teen Who Can Turn His Head 180 Degrees
This will make your head spin.
Woman Arrested for Drunk Driving…A Horse?!
It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.
Man Whips Out Gun When McDonald’s Runs Out of Egg McMuffins
You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.
Putz Who Stole a Dollar and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 Years
Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
German School Builds Fence to Keep Prostitutes Out
In America, we're talking about a wall. In Germany, they're all about a fence.
Millennials Are Spending Enough on Bachelor Parties to Bankrupt Themselves
Saying goodbye to the single life costs a pretty penny.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.