Remember the scene in "Crocodile Dundee" where the mugger pulls a knife, and Crocodile Dundee says, "That's not a knife, THAT'S a knife"? It's almost three decades later, and we finally have the real-life version.

Two guys went into a convenience store in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Friday night, pulled out a 12-inch machete, and tried to rob the place. But the store owner wasn't intimidated, because he happened to have a much bigger sword behind the counter.

The cops are still looking for them. Read more at WPXI.