Tennessee Highway Patrol over Jacob Fannon, 18-years-old, after clocking him at 107 mph in a 65 mph zone.

When the officer asked where he was headed in such a hurry, which Jacob responded "on his way for crickets to feed his geckos.”


Slow down kids. Your geckos can go another 5 minutes without food, it won't kill them. If it does, you said "My geckos can go another 5 minutes without food, it won't kill them" a few too many times.

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