Sphen, Half of Adorable Gay Penguin Couple, Dead at 11
The rest of the penguin colony could be heard singing in his honor this week.
Australia
Man Driving Drunk On Lawn Mower at 1am Says He’s Going To Mow
A Queensland man has been arrested for allegedly driving a ride-on lawn mower down the street when he was four times over the alcohol limit.
Men Fleeing From Cops Take a Deadly Dive Into Crocodile Infested Waters
Police have been forced to use lethal force to protect two men who jumped into crocodile-infested waters to escape arrest.
HIDE YOUR DILDOS! Police Are On The Lookout For The Phallic Bandit
WATCH OUT, EVERYONE! There is a bandit on the loose and he's coming for your dildos!
Two Men Charged For Blinding A Man By Chucking Potatoes Out Of Moving Car
Lesson learned: potatoes are just as impactful as rocks.
Duwayne Johnson Shot and Killed By Ben Stiler After Argument
A tragic story.