Sleepless Woman Desperate to Give Away A-Hole Rooster
Denell McCaul of Clarksville, Michigan learned the hard way that the alarm clocks known as roosters do not come equipped with a snooze button.
She went on a lengthy rant on a Facebook post, pleading with somebody to take the rooster off her hands. The a-hole rooster is described as an inconsiderate jerk that will have you awake at 5:30 AM daily.
The crowing poultry also seems to know when it's owner has just fallen back asleep, since he starts his cock-a-doodle-doing with near perfect comedic timing.
Along with the sleeplessness, the rooster will also assist with cardio as he chases you around the yard.