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Security Guard Documents Six Months Worth of Farts
The internet is wondrous place. Without it's cultural and social impact, we wouldn't have videos like this one. A security guard has been documenting his farts at work for the past six months.
Each shot is accompanied with a closeup of the guy's face, which makes it so much better. The videos are uploaded to Paul Flart's Instagram, but you can watch a compilation of the gas below:
I have so much sympathy for the person doing his laundry.
If you didn't get enough entertainment out of that, somebody edited the footage to play each fart from shortest to longest:
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