Ever wondered how much your junk is worth? Spoiler alert: Probably less than you think, Casanova. But this is not the way to find out.

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31-year-old Christian Fisher walked into a grocery store in Seattle on Wednesday, whipped out his junk, and plopped it down on the scanner at the self-checkout. There's no word what it rang up for.

Anyway, one of the employees came over and saw what was going on. She started laughing, then another employee walked over and he called the cops.

Christian wound up getting into a fight with a security guard who was trying to hold him for the cops. He was arrested for indecent exposure and assault.

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