Oregon Police Receive Call About Cat With an Assault Rifle

This is America. Everybody's got guns, baby. Even our cats got guns. Police in Newport, Oregon got a call earlier this week from someone who was worried because they saw a cat in a tree, holding an assault rifle.

When the cops got there, they took a photo and it really did look like the cat was holding a little miniature gun. Fortunately, it turns out the gun was actually just a branch.

The cops determined the cat wasn't a threat and they left.