Listen up, retailers: This is what happens when you end our summer prematurely by pushing Halloween stuff in August.

48-year-old Christopher Burks was at a Kohl's in Toledo, Ohio on Monday and, apparently, he had to pee. He wound up relieving himself all over $603 worth of Halloween candy.

The store got the whole thing on video and the cops arrested Christopher for misdemeanor criminal damage.

Toledo Police Department
Toledo Police Department

Read more at The Smoking Gun.

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