Octogenarian Busted Using Counterfeit Tickets to Ride Bumper Cars

I'm absolutely baffled by every single aspect of this story. 81-year-old Marilyn Hammerman from Rockville, Maryland went to Funland in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware last week.

When she tried to ride the bumper cars, the person taking tickets noticed that Marilyn's didn't seem right.

The cops came, and it turned out the tickets were counterfeit. Apparently, it wasn't the first time Marilyn had used them.

Yes, this 81-year-old woman set up a counterfeit operation to make fake tickets to use to ride amusement park rides. She was arrested for theft of services.