Man Steals Steamroller, Tries to Outrun the Cops at Eight Miles-Per-Hour
I would assume if you're stealing a vehicle and you know there's a chance you could get into a police chase, you'd try to steal the fastest one you could find.
This guy stole the slowest.
33-year-old Travis Campbell from New Orleans stole a steamroller from a construction site where he used to work last week. The cops started chasing him, so Travis gunned the steamroller up to its top speed 8 MPH.
Shockingly, the cops were able to catch up with him and he was arrested for theft.
Read more at NOPD News.