Man Named Benedict Charged After Egging Spree
I guess this guy's victims are all lucky they didn't have to find a way to get hollandaise sauce off their cars.
The police in Bismarck, North Dakota just caught a guy who egged more than 20 cars and a school last month. The name of the guy behind the eggings was Benedict.
If he didn't hear "Eggs Benedict" jokes growing up, he just sealed that nickname for the rest of his life.
The cops arrested 19-year-old "Eggs" Benedict Ponzer last week for felony criminal mischief, after they got his license plate from a surveillance video. It's a felony because he did more than $3,200 worth of damage to the cars.
Read more at The Bismarck Tribune.