There's two steps to a proper response to an alien invasion:

  1. Report the invasion to the government
  2. Start kicking alien ass

28-year-old James Fleurant from Vero Beach, Florida called 911 at about 1:45am on Friday to report an attack.

Not on himself or anyone around him per se, but an attack on mankind. He was "seeing aliens, little ones, flying low to the ground."

He told the police they needed to take care of the aliens, but if they didn't he would have to "go all 'Independence Day' on them."

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The cops showed up, and either the aliens left, or they never came in the first place. They did, however, arrest James Fleurant for misuse of 911.

Read more at The Smoking Gun

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