Britney Spears has launched a new lingerie line, and if it's anything like her music it's going to be super sexy to look at but incredibly annoying. It's probably made of a scratchy chiffon that sounds like corduroy when you walk. It's also got a cooked cabbage smell to it just makes you want to wrinkle your nose when you're around it.

I'd watch the commercials for it but if anyone I know actually owns it's...I'll be making fun of those people. Especially if it's a nephew or co-worker.