‘Jeopardy’ Contestant Tells What Could Be The Lamest Story Ever

If you watched last night's episode of 'Jeopardy' you were lucky enough to hear the fascinating story of physics student, Dan Tran. During the interview segment of the show, Dan brought up the tale of a student trip to France... Let's just say he should stick with what he knows and leave the storytelling to the professionals.

In case you didn't quite get all of that, here's a transcription of his story:

So when I was a senior in high school—I took French in high school—we went on an exchange trip and we arrived incredibly jet-lagged, no cappuccino could really save us in that regard. And uh, during an open air tour bus tour in Paris, I looked up and said to my friend ‘hey, you know, the moon looks pretty bright tonight/today’ and um, they just turned to me like ‘Dan, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun.’

‘And I was like, no guys it’s the sun.’ But um, but then you know it turned out it was actually the sun and not the moon and I still confuse it nowadays.