Here’s The Answer Key To Dwyer’s Dumb Game For Godsmack Tickets
1. What the lead singer tucks his hair under before going in to ask about a job, or what your favorite ballplayers wear on the field?
ANSWER: Cap
2. Who you might wish “Good Day” to, or an old friend?
ANSWER: Chap
3. When you appreciate a good play at a sporting event or song at a concert. And what you might have gotten from the groupie at the concert?
ANSWER: CLAP
4. You can play this at a casino, or do this to your pants when scared?
ANSWER: CRAP
5. The business end of an envelope, or what you’d need to do really fast with your arms if you wanted to fly?
ANSWER: Flap
6. When you needed cheap jeans in the 70’s, or why your kids don’t understand our generation’s references?
ANSWER: Gap
7. Stupid Cubs Outfielder who hit a grand slam yesterday?
ANSWER: Ian Hap
8. Your dog or cat can jump into yours while you’re on the couch, Or maybe a stripper while you’re throwing dollar bills y’all?
ANSWER: Lap
9. You’ve never needed one since GPS?
ANSWER: Map
10. What you call dozing off while driving and listening to our show?
ANSWER: Nap
11. The kind of test your doctor gives to to detect cervical cancer?
ANSWER: Pap
12. What Eminem does every day, but you try it once at Karaoke, and you’re wife tells you you’re drunk and to sit down?
ANSWER: Rap
13. What sticks to your windshield when you find the only shady space to park at work, or the sucker who just gave $5 bucks to the guy with the sign at the intersection on the way into work?
ANSWER: Sap
14. A small bar fight, or in hockey when the gloves come off?
ANSWER: Scrap
15. Chris Rock was the bitch at the end of Will Smith’s?
ANSWER: Slap
16. Instead of buttons on your favorite western shirt?
ANSWER: Snap
17. The lunatic former, then current singer for Creed?
ANSWER: Stapp
18. Dwyer will stop traffic dead in it’s tracks to pick up one of these on the road?
ANSWER: Strap
19. Your favorite bar probably serves your favorite beer this way?
ANSWER: Tap
20. What Admiral Ackbar found out too late?
ANSWER: Trap
21. Michaels Favorite Cardi B Song?
ANSWER: WAP
22. You want a sandwich, but you’re too fancy to eat bread like a regular person, so you put the ingredients in a tortilla, or lettuce, or something dumb like that?
ANSWER: Wrap
23. What you’re dad wants you to shut voluntarily, or he’ll shut it for you?
ANSWER: Yap
24. Usually happens right after you ask to not be tased?
ANSWER: Zap
25. Nobody can agree on which of these to order at a restaurant first?
ANSWER: App