Here’s The Answer Key To Dwyer’s Dumb Game For Godsmack Tickets
1. What the lead singer tucks his hair under before going in to ask about a job, or what your favorite ballplayers wear on the field?
2. Who you might wish “Good Day” to, or an old friend?
3. When you appreciate a good play at a sporting event or song at a concert. And what you might have gotten from the groupie at the concert?
4. You can play this at a casino, or do this to your pants when scared?
5. The business end of an envelope, or what you’d need to do really fast with your arms if you wanted to fly?
6. When you needed cheap jeans in the 70’s, or why your kids don’t understand our generation’s references?
7. Stupid Cubs Outfielder who hit a grand slam yesterday?
ANSWER: Ian Hap
8. Your dog or cat can jump into yours while you’re on the couch, Or maybe a stripper while you’re throwing dollar bills y’all?
9. You’ve never needed one since GPS?
10. What you call dozing off while driving and listening to our show?
11. The kind of test your doctor gives to to detect cervical cancer?
12. What Eminem does every day, but you try it once at Karaoke, and you’re wife tells you you’re drunk and to sit down?
13. What sticks to your windshield when you find the only shady space to park at work, or the sucker who just gave $5 bucks to the guy with the sign at the intersection on the way into work?
14. A small bar fight, or in hockey when the gloves come off?
15. Chris Rock was the bitch at the end of Will Smith’s?
16. Instead of buttons on your favorite western shirt?
17. The lunatic former, then current singer for Creed?
18. Dwyer will stop traffic dead in it’s tracks to pick up one of these on the road?
19. Your favorite bar probably serves your favorite beer this way?
20. What Admiral Ackbar found out too late?
21. Michaels Favorite Cardi B Song?
22. You want a sandwich, but you’re too fancy to eat bread like a regular person, so you put the ingredients in a tortilla, or lettuce, or something dumb like that?
23. What you’re dad wants you to shut voluntarily, or he’ll shut it for you?
24. Usually happens right after you ask to not be tased?
25. Nobody can agree on which of these to order at a restaurant first?