Plain milk is bland.  Goes good with spaghetti, meatloaf or a good casserole, but for the most's pretty bland.  Add some chocolate syrup and you've got something!  Especially the store bought kind... I could OD on that stuff.  Strawberry Qwik is a gift from the heavens!  Such sweetness!

Almond milk is for hippies.  That's not real milk. If you can't make a steak out of what you're milking...don't call it milk!

Up until now I didn't think I needed another milk.  I was pretty good with my options thus far in life.  Enter Peep Flavored Milk!!!!