Florida Man Steals Beer While Wearing Appropriate Shirt
53-year-old David Jo Devoss broke into a Dollar General store in the middle of the night in Eustis, Florida. He stole two four-packs of beer while wearing a t-shirt that said, "This Guy Needs a Beer."
He could have picked any type of beer, but went with Natural Ice because you know you're classy when you're wearing a "This Guy Needs a Beer" shirt. Anyway, he got away before the cops got there. But he strolled back in drunk two days later, and tried to steal some smoked sausages.
The manager recognized him from the security tape because he was still wearing the same t-shirt. The cops showed up to arrest him, and he admitted to stealing the beer two nights earlier. He's facing charges for theft, burglary, and criminal mischief.
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