Drunk Driver Busted Wearing Only Breathalyzer Boxers
When this guy got dressed last Wednesday night, it's almost like he could see his future. His stupid, stupid future.
54-year-old Daryle Lee Campbell was pulled over in Port St. Lucie, Florida at around 3:00 A.M. last Thursday. A cop saw him swerving on the highway in his pickup truck.
When the officer pulled him over, he found that Daryle was only in his underwear. Which happened to be "funny" novelty boxers that said, "Drunk? Free Breathalyzer Test. Blow Here" with arrows pointing at his junk.
That's some quality irony, since it turned out Daryle was driving drunk. Although he refused to take any sobriety tests, so he didn't take any Breathalyzer test.
The cops think he was probably out looking for prostitutes, since they also found a penis ring, a bunch of condoms, and a pair of binoculars in the front seat.
He's facing a misdemeanor DUI charge.
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