Ballpark Food Fail: This One Is Shaped Like A Penis

Every Spring ballparks around the country try to capture the imagination (And disposable income) of fans with innovations along the concourse.  And food has become the best way to separate the baseball fan from their money once they're inside the stadium.

Huge portions, weird combinations, souvenir containers have all come to the plate, but the new Arizona Diamondbacks' treat has me scratching my head.

I guess a cool, refreshing, banana and strawberry treat during the 7th inning stretch might be a good call, but I'm not ordering this thing up in public!  And then there's the task of eating the thing.  Maybe just a small popcorn for me, please...